There was a time in my life when I wanted to be a Hasidic Jew. Then I discovered that that the conversion process is a bitch, I’d have to give up bacon and if I actually did complete the conversion I would never really be a Jew because apparently your mother has to be Jewish in order for you to be a Jew. With that ridiculously long sentence concluded, I should mention that I was in a production of Fiddler on the Roof during that time and I enjoyed acting like a Jewish person. I think I just like acting like a Jew, rather than actually being a Jew.
With that said, enjoy this picture. It made me laugh.
1. If you convert to Judaism, you’re a Jew.
2. I really don’t get the Christian fascination with bacon.
3. You realize not all Jews act like the people in Fiddler on the Roof, right?
this is why I’ve blocked 90% of the Judaism tag
how does one act like a Jew, pray tell
#fuck matrilineal descent
original post killed me
Lol I’m Jewish because I’m Jewish. My mother is something else.
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