rusija: svetlana-del-rey: sodiumlamps: tuesdaysaregoodforsmoking: There was a time in my life when I wanted to be a Hasidic Jew. Then I discovered that that the conversion process is a bitch, I’d have to give up bacon and if I actually did complete the conversion I would never really be a Jew because apparently your mother has to be Jewish in order for you to be a Jew. With that ridiculously long sentence concluded, I should mention that I was in a production of Fiddler on the Roof during that time and I enjoyed acting like a Jewish person. I think I just like acting like a Jew, rather than actually being a Jew. With that said, enjoy this picture. It made me laugh. Okay. 1.  If you convert to Judaism, you’re a Jew. 2.  I really don’t get the Christian fascination with bacon. 3.  You realize not all Jews act like the people in Fiddler on the Roof, right? this is why I’ve blocked 90% of the Judaism tag how does one act like a Jew, pray tell #fuck matrilineal descent hahahahahahahahaha original post killed me Lol I’m Jewish because I’m Jewish. My mother is something else.

rusija:

svetlana-del-rey:

sodiumlamps:

tuesdaysaregoodforsmoking:

There was a time in my life when I wanted to be a Hasidic Jew. Then I discovered that that the conversion process is a bitch, I’d have to give up bacon and if I actually did complete the conversion I would never really be a Jew because apparently your mother has to be Jewish in order for you to be a Jew. With that ridiculously long sentence concluded, I should mention that I was in a production of Fiddler on the Roof during that time and I enjoyed acting like a Jewish person. I think I just like acting like a Jew, rather than actually being a Jew.

With that said, enjoy this picture. It made me laugh.

Okay.

1.  If you convert to Judaism, you’re a Jew.

2.  I really don’t get the Christian fascination with bacon.

3.  You realize not all Jews act like the people in Fiddler on the Roof, right?

this is why I’ve blocked 90% of the Judaism tag

how does one act like a Jew, pray tell

#fuck matrilineal descent

hahahahahahahahaha

original post killed me

Lol I’m Jewish because I’m Jewish. My mother is something else.

(Source: thefuckisanyofthis)

12 months ago  Notes (29)
  1. sarahkaneee reblogged this from themonicabird
  2. bulletinaweave reblogged this from themonicabird and added:
    a) this is ign’ant as fuck b) I’m not Christian, but bacon is THE SHIT
  3. themonicabird reblogged this from sarahfonseca
  4. ineedmymorningtea reblogged this from conflictinmyhome
  5. conflictinmyhome reblogged this from rusija and added:
    Lol I’m Jewish because I’m Jewish. My mother is something else.
  6. sarahfonseca reblogged this from amanda-gayfried
  7. rusija reblogged this from amanda-gayfried and added:
    hahahahahahahahaha original post killed me
  8. amanda-gayfried reblogged this from sodiumlamps and added:
    this is why I’ve blocked 90% of the Judaism tag how does one act like a Jew, pray tell #fuck matrilineal descent
  9. sodiumlamps reblogged this from thefuckisanyofthis and added:
    Okay. 1. If you convert to Judaism, you’re a Jew. 2. I really don’t get the Christian fascination with bacon. 3. You...
  10. chamiebear reblogged this from thefuckisanyofthis and added:
    When someone converts, they’re as Jewish as someone who was born to a Jewish mother.
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